Benj

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That’s me, Benj, sitting on a bench all cool and that.

I’ll share all sorts of stories and happenings here. A bit like a journal of my day to day life. I hope you find it interesting.

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Music makes everything better.

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This is me and Steve. Just after this photo was taken Steve told me the filthiest joke I’ve ever heard. Maybe I’ll share it with you some time.


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I used to work in here. Absolutely beautiful building. My boss at the time said it was haunted and I used to think it was nonsense. Not because I don’t believe in ghosts but because it was boring as shit in there. All the ghosts I know would rather be hanging out in arcades or cinemas or something.

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This is my cat friend Leon. He has a stupid hat but what can I say? Maybe I’ll get him a new one soon.

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Oh shit, I’m going to have to throw out more bedsheets. I have to stop buying stuff with faces on it. (Sorry that I’ve written over the photo but I had to figure out a way to show you what was said to me)


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Woke up feeling cross and frustrated about the world but HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST HAVE TO DO YOUR BEST LOLOLOL

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Just take a moment and you can see life and joy everywhere



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I made a new friend today!

I like making new friends but it doesn’t come easy to me. I’m quite anxious and often say stuff that is inapropriety. So when I come across someone I can get along with easily I get very excited. Anyway, I met Elinor today while out and about in Rochester and boy is she fun and interesting.

We talked about the weather, local tourist sports and our own mortality. Just great.

I’m going to go back and speak to her again soon and hopefully I’ll be able to share more of her story with you.

Sorry about the bad selfie, I’ll take my tripod with me next time and take some better photos.

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Today I went for a haircut. Let’s just say that it turned into a ‘bad hair day’. Ha ha!


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Ok, was just sitting here working all nice and quiet and then some sort of portal just opened up. I was able to get a photo before it disappeared. It seemed hungry.


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I met a little wizard today. We had some nice cuddles and then he taught me some new spells. I can’t tell you exactly what they are (THERE IS A CODE) but I can show you the result of them soon. I’ll practice in private first so I don’t mess it up and hurt someone x


Ok. Right. I decided to try one of the spells the wizard taught me yesterday and it’s not gone quite right. Either I performed it wrong or the little magic dickhead is having a laugh at my expense.
So this was meant to give my hand extra strength. I’ve got this jar of pickles I’ve been trying to open for months and I thought that today was the day…. I need to get on google and sort this out asap.

I spent all night trying to find help online for my little problem but I couldn’t find anything. I’ve been out and about today trying to find that ruddy cat again. The garden where I met him is locked up no one locally has even seen him around before.

I need to find someone knowledgable in magic and mysticism and who knows how to make my stupid hand the right size again.

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There’s a love;y sculpture exhibit at Rochester cathedral atm, well worth popping in.